COD

Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.

"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".

by John Silver September 1, 2006

codding

Country Irish slang describing the act of fooling someone, often yourself.

You couldn't drink fifteen pints, don't be codding yourself

by Gwame October 11, 2008

cod

A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....

Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me?
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...

by Jimbo Johnny Josoph November 2, 2011

cod

not a cock

cod is a fish

by bay state rocks June 11, 2014

cod

Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.

Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.

We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.

by shitisayattheoffice December 10, 2020

COD

1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3

1. one dude- OMG LETS GO PLAY COD
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!

2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!

by honeythehamster November 15, 2010

codness

feelings of severe despondency and dejection aka to suffer from depression is to suffer from codness

I have been diagnosed with severe codness

by SophTK January 15, 2021