Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clunk

A fat Asian

An example of a clunk is the fat Asian kid from Up.

by booble kenooble January 11, 2019

clunk clunk

a big busted nappy vagina

girl why your clunk clunk be all dug up?

by crackernutz September 29, 2006

clunked

Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.

"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."

by sleepless221 February 4, 2010

Clunked

The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.

What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!

by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011

clunk

The act of having sexual inercourse.

"Fancy a clunk?"
"I would love to clunk her"

by S Billington August 12, 2005

clunk

When a woman's clitoris is so large it may be seen as resembling a man's junk. A combination of the words clit and junk = clunk.

Did you see Joanie Laurer's video? Check out her clunk!

by DT1234 January 11, 2009