"Did you see that shit? It was so clunch."
"I clunched my girlfriend last night."
"Don't try to clunch me."
"I clunched my girlfriend last night."
"Don't try to clunch me."
by OwnageCubed July 25, 2017

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009

by Clunches September 23, 2017

When you’re in traffic and have a near miss accident so you clench your clam so tight you made pearls.
Omg, I just clenched my clam so tight I think I made pearls ..aka kegels on steroids aka Clam clunching
by Super hot redhead Portuguese, September 6, 2025

by Roosterfish May 1, 2015
