Clanchester

A nickname for Manchester CT. At one point this nickname was applicable. However in the last few decades the minority population in the 06040 has skyrocketed and thus the name "Clanchester" is used by out of towners (but not to a resident of Manchester's face as we'd stab 'em) and in reference to the good old days when you could drive down Spruce Street without worrying about getting shot.

Stupid Dude from New Britain: Yo wanna go hang in Clanchester tonight? Shiz is goin' down I here!

Dude from Manchester: I am from there you tard! *STAB*

Dude 1: Man I wish I could walk down spruce street without getting robbed/stabbed/shot/raped.
Dude 2: Well this ain't Clanchester no more!

by Nutmeggah October 8, 2011

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crunches

code for someone going to take a big dump

Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"

by g to the ill February 18, 2005

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Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

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Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

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