clincher

A turd that will not relinquish its grasp on your anus, forcing you to clinch your asscheeks together in order to pinch it off.

"That shit just wouldn't let go; it was a real clincher."

by deek March 29, 2003

Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Cunt Clincher

A fat bitch who has a large vagina, who could crush you with a mere flex of her pelvic muscles.

Jimmy: Holy shit! Shes fat as fuck!
John: I bet that bitch is a cunt clincher!

by Auhxy April 4, 2017

clinchitis

also known in common tongue as "gameboy butt". this syndrome occurs when a shooting pain and pinching sensation arises in one's b-hole. this feeling is most described as "a sudden sensation of a gameboy being rammed in one's anal cavity."

:Hey mike you look a little uneasy there.
:Yeah man my bhole is on fire i think i got gameboy butt
:actually Mike the correct term is "clinchitis"

by cheddar jack bahama mama April 13, 2012

cheek clincher

When something is so suspenseful, tense, or exciting that you clench both butt cheeks together the whole time. ie sports game, movie, tv show

Did you see that Bills/Chiefs playoff game last night? What a cheek clincher!

I watched Avenger Endgame today, it was a real cheek clincher!

by JoeG86 May 4, 2022

clinched fist

The term used to discribe the tightness of a girls pussy. Usually very tight in nature, like a clinched fist.

"Damn, that shit's tighter than a clinched fist."

by B Lud March 26, 2008