Person One: Woah, that bloke over there is fit!
Person Two: No, he's more clarky than fit.
Person One: I agree.
Person Two: No, he's more clarky than fit.
Person One: I agree.
by |Georgie| June 10, 2005
1. v. it. - to slowly become whiter and gayer every day, whilst annoying everyone you talk to
2. v. t. - to annoy the shit out of someone, possibly making them stupider and whiter by talking to them
2. v. t. - to annoy the shit out of someone, possibly making them stupider and whiter by talking to them
1. Dude I heard andreas has been clarkying since last year.
2. Dude stop clarkying me! I can feel my intelligence dropping, and look! I just got paler!
2. Dude stop clarkying me! I can feel my intelligence dropping, and look! I just got paler!
by fethi March 07, 2005
someone who is rediculously goofy. alternatively used by zookeepers as a nickname for the small birds that pick the poo kernals out of rhinosaurus's asses
by stella_artois January 27, 2005
"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"
by eViLegion January 25, 2005
Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.
Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
by andy mackay May 13, 2006