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C.unts I.dolizing M.ediocre P.enis. Some female who will do anything for a little bit of play from a male. She usually chasing around a male who not even worth the work or time.
CIMP
Cum In My Pint -
A game played by very high-brow individuals. A group of friends go to a pub and are blindfolded except for one individual that is rotated each time the game is played. This individual ejaculates into one of the pints on the table, and then every player takes their blindfold off and has to down one of the pints (A stout is recommended as this will make it harder to tell which pint has been CIMPed).
This game can also be played single-player.
A game played by very high-brow individuals. A group of friends go to a pub and are blindfolded except for one individual that is rotated each time the game is played. This individual ejaculates into one of the pints on the table, and then every player takes their blindfold off and has to down one of the pints (A stout is recommended as this will make it harder to tell which pint has been CIMPed).
This game can also be played single-player.
Jeff: Footy on tonight, fancy coming to watch at the pub?
Bob: Sure mate, cheeky game of CIMP too?
Jeff: Yes mateee, I'll see if Darwin is down.
Bob: Sure mate, cheeky game of CIMP too?
Jeff: Yes mateee, I'll see if Darwin is down.
CIMP by Mynameisjeff21 June 3, 2024
Cimpography
When Twitch chat performs choreographed copypastas which are connected to a certain song played on stream. Most notably by the Twitch chat of the imp vtuber camila, members of which have been named the "cimps".
"Did you see camila's chat do their cimpography to 'Rich Flex' by 21 Savage and Drake?"
"Yeah, I did."
"camzirock SLAUGHTA GANG SHIT camzirock MURDA GANG SHIT camzirock"
"Yeah, I did."
"camzirock SLAUGHTA GANG SHIT camzirock MURDA GANG SHIT camzirock"
Cimpography by cimp1505 April 22, 2023
Cimping
(pronounced Simping)
Short for "Crying Into My Popcorn".
Used for when you are accompanying a friend to the movies with their significant other or their crush. They'll be cuddling or kissing you will most likely be sitting awkwardly next to them eating your popcorn, feeling unloved.
Can be used in any situation where you are the third wheel
Short for "Crying Into My Popcorn".
Used for when you are accompanying a friend to the movies with their significant other or their crush. They'll be cuddling or kissing you will most likely be sitting awkwardly next to them eating your popcorn, feeling unloved.
Can be used in any situation where you are the third wheel
Person 1: Can you come to the movies with my new boyfriend. I don't want it to be awkward.
Person 2: Noo! I'll just be cimping in the corner.
Person 2: Noo! I'll just be cimping in the corner.