Trump chumps

The angry people at a Trump rally that threaten, taunt and fight protesters of an opposing candidate or party. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican, frontrunner, anti-establishment, winner, winning

I got jumped by a bunch of Trump chumps at the rally last night, yet I was the one who got arrested. It's not fair man!

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016

chumpsicle

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft

"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"

by rizkid June 22, 2008

CHYMPS

a snot nosed abbreviation for columbia harvard yale mit princeton stanford used by prestige whores. little group-think brats on reddit and college confidential use it to sound like college admissions experts when they don't know zip and need to pull their prestige obsessed minds out of their buttholes and smell something other than their own taint.

you wanna really know what matters for success in life? SKILLS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

~your standard reddit post~

fanny the op: how do i get into chymps or duke?

richard: op is a moron. obviously duke isn't on the same level as chymps you useless piece of worthless crap!

lowlife on reddit: yeah! you ugly smelly doo doo face!

incel with no friends (even on reddit): what a newb-legged caca-haired dong-head!

by th3truth1ies September 28, 2021

gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

Chumpslow

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.

Jordan is a chumpslow.

by John Roma July 6, 2019

State Chumps

1. A high school team (of any sport) that qualifies for the State Championship and acts as if they are God's gift to the world. They can usually be found bragging on Facebook or strutting around town wearing hoodies, sweats, t-shirts, and other articles of clothing with "STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS" written all over it. They are also blissfully unaware of the fact that spectators and a majority of their competitors find their attitude appalling. State chumps are the downfall of respectful competition.

2. Someone who wins a State Championship (individual or team title) and proceeds to broadcast it to the world. Usually someone who has won the title more than once and has become accustomed to wearing it on their sleeve.
Variations can include:
-League Chump(s)
-Conference Chump(s)
-District Chump(s)
-Regional Chump(s)
...the list goes on.

1.
Person 1: "Wow, the Northview cross country team is warming up in matching State hoodies. Were they State Champs?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just a bunch of state chumps."

2.
"I was getting SO sick of their bragging. I'm glad somebody finally beat those league chumps."

by *The Boss* November 26, 2009