chutney

another word for back door bandit.

oi chutney you take it up the chuffer

by scooby dobby doo August 15, 2009

chutney

An abbreviation of "Chutney Ferret" (homosexual) from the viz profanasarous.

Look at that chuttney.

by Chutters Maximus October 07, 2003

But Chutney

The creamy, tangy substance that is produced seconds after your dad fists you powerfully and deeply. The brown colour comes from abandoned dinglesprogs ( dollops left behind post-wipe) however the texture is provided by the loving fathers sex juice

Wow! My dads knuckles are covered in but chutney!

by The But Custard Connoisseur December 24, 2021

chutney

the most cutest, nicest, funniest, smartest girl you'll ever meet. if you find yourself a chutney..you really are lucky

hey, i want a girl like chutney

by camronelijah March 15, 2010

chutney

v. To push one's testicle into the anus and remove in a rapid motion creating a combination pop/suction sound.

Damn, she looks good enough to chutney. I'd sure like to give chutney her.

by Ahab the Whaler May 26, 2006

chutney

1. poop
2. crap
3. anything with a foul odour and is all mushy

1. ah who is taking a chutney in there?!
2. see 1.
3. see 1.

by zacchaeus August 16, 2005

chutney

A woman`s prosterior nook/cranny

Ahhhhhhh I`d love to do Nandi`s mom up the chutney

by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003