Church

A place where some guy in a costume gives u lessons on how to live life and what to do everyday mainly for people who can't think for themselves

Did u hear about church?
Yeah its the biggest lie in human history

by the man with a stick January 23, 2016

Church

1. A place people go up to several times a week so they can feel good about themselves for being brainwashed into giving a percentage of their hard-earned paycheck to an invisible man that pays no taxes, yet never has enough money. 2. A building people gather in once a week to compare clothes.

You should have been in church last Sunday night. I think they called it "repenting".

by Lesh June 20, 2003

Church

God's fanclub

Nowadays grandparents tell us that fandoms are stupid but they are the ones going to church every weekend.

by Wolfy_pancakes October 13, 2016

Church

goodness; "all is good"; favorable; great, wonderful terrific; also cool {excellence}; phat
Used to denote a favorable position or announcing/recognizing the goodness of an action or being

Alex's new stereo system is church.
At the party, Matt was looking church.
Veronica enjoyed some church beef jerky.

by Craig Reidinger October 11, 2007

Church

Slang for any type of departure phrase.

Dave: Well, this is beat. I'll catch ya later.
MJ: Yeah, I got things to do.
Dave: Alright, peace son.
MJ: Church, nigga!

by Spicky & Girl February 10, 2008

Church

A place to Worship God our father. Gods house. Where all his people gather to speak of his beautiful word.

In church The pastor Spoke of Jesus the Son of God.

by Tiffany D July 2, 2005

Church

A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.

Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.

by Cheesecakexox December 20, 2010