chundermuff

The term for a woman's filthy, broke-ass sexual assets that are so disgusting, so heinous, they make you want to chunder(vomit). Can also be used as a derogatory term for a woman who may or may not possess said assets.

"Check out the chundermuff across the bar. 5 bucks if you ask her how many spokes she has intact."

Bro 1: "How was that betty you bagged last night? Rockin' a snapper?"
Bro 2: "Dude... total chundermuff. Like fucking a grease trap. Woof."

by UrbDickler July 27, 2010

chundergust

the mess you make when the unexpected happens. i.e squirting milk out your nose when someone makes you laugh,
spitting your drink all over the place when someone makes an innapropriate comment at just the right time.
sharting.
dropping things when someone jumps out from behind you.

I saw a video of the weird thing chuck does with his girlfriend and chundergusted all over the place

by man-ho December 25, 2007

chundercunt

When a woman squirts so violently she projectile vomits.

Friend 1: " Did you meet that girl in the end? "
Friend 2:" Yeah I did her so hard she chundercunted!"
Friend 1:" I get that problem a lot"

by DAYUMSUN March 9, 2015

chunderous

To do with vomiting or feeling sick at the sight of something

Her dress is chunderous

by oh_gabe December 28, 2005

Chunderfucked

The point at which you are so very, drunk/fucked that you Chunder, but not so very, very drunk that you are paralytic i.e. cannot talk. Therefore chunderfucked as opposed to actually fucked, totally trashed or absolutely wankered.

'Darling, I was so utterly Chunderfucked last night'

'Would you take a look at that, Darling? That girl is absolutely chunderfucked!!'

by Absolutely,Darling November 3, 2009

chunderfuck

1. Throwing up in a spectacular manner.

2. When something, like a plan, has screwed up.

"Last night I drank far too much brandy and chunderfucked all over the sofa, curtains and carpet."

"My plans to get dinner with my girlfriend were chunderfucked when I ran over her dog in the driveway."

by Radnom April 29, 2007

Chunderfündt

n - hardened smegma, having a texture similar to that of parmesan cheese.

While smegma may be disgusting to see and smell, chunderfündt can also be abrasive to said genital.

by Bionic-Badger April 29, 2003