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Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.
Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”
by Cu Chi May 28, 2020
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chutlet

chut·let pronounced "chuht-lit"
–noun
1. a tool; a douchebag
Look at that chutlet over there with his collar popped.
by Bill Mang May 28, 2008
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chuleta

spanish for porkchop, used affectionately to refer to a cute curvy girl, derived from chulita
DIDI: hi, buddy!
Jorge: Hey there, how's my little chuleta?
by Salacious D. October 24, 2007
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chumlee

A stupid mistake.

A derogatory term for a person who often fucks up.

The term, chemlee, is taken from the television show, "Pawn Stars." The nickname of Austin "Chumlee" Russel, a employee of the pawn shop. (According to the show's web page, Austin's elementary school friends took the name from cartoon character Tennessee Tuxedo’s sidekick, a walrus named Chumley.) Austin is a viewer favorite because of his entertaining fuck ups.
If someone were to put the Thanksgiving turkey in the oven but forget to turn it on thereby ruining Thanksgiving dinner....that person "pulled a chumlee."

Hey Chumlee...how do you expect the bird to cook if you didn't turn on the oven!
by YinzerInPgh January 21, 2010
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Chumpette

Lady version of the term 'chump' meaning: one who makes foolish decisions, or acts with great stupidity.
Megan was such a chumpette for crashing right before the finish of the race.
by AlkalineWinter September 5, 2013
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Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."
Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.
by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018
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Chuleteria

charra o disparate
persona 1: Pero que chuleteria tu dices ☠️
by Alitas con BBQ October 9, 2021
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