chronics

type of weed....

yo dawg wat u sayin today still u wanna blaze some chronics

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

chronicbate

The act of chronicly masterbating while hanging upside down from monkey bars while smoking bubonic chronic marijuana.

Do not text and chronicbate.

by Chuck Reins September 25, 2023

el dankus chronicus

an especially potent (as in knock your shit off) weed that will keep your high ass on the couch for twelve hours eating munchies and watching peasant vision cause you spent all your money on it.

pass the el dankus chronicus this way man i'm in need of some serious thc stimulation man

by sacannah January 28, 2008

Chronicism

1).Of or pretaining to a chronic disorder.
2). A life-style or form of business that deals with marijuana.
See also: Chronicist

"My life is based upon chronicism."

by Chris Grammer March 13, 2004

Chronicist

1). A person who uses marijuana.
2). A person that deals with marijuana.

"Eric is a big chronicist."

by Chris Grammer March 13, 2004

chronicisation

The act or process of partaking of chronic, i.e. smoking marijuana. Heard in the south Wales/Cymru valleys, may be more widespread.

"Bring your buds to my house so we can indulge in some quality chronicisation time."

"What are you doing on the week-end?"
"Chronicisin'"

"Did you see how red his eyes were? He was chronicised!"

"Using a vaporizer is a refined chronicisation method."

by Glewlwyd Gafaelfawr December 24, 2006

Chronicseximahspazzgasm

Chronicseximahspazzgasm describes anything or anyone that is simply so divine and orgasmicly fantastic it deserves to be described by a godly word. Commonly used to describe an ecstatic emotion.

Goddamn she's a chronicseximahspazzgasm!

I was so high and pumped it was chronicseximahspazzgasm.

by ScarletFox November 15, 2009