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Christian Girl

1. Females w/ Strong faith in God.

2. Some Christian Girls are always saying they're right and that you can't go to heaven. (super religious.)
3. Some Christian girls are just into being Spiritually connected w/ God and would tell you more about their faith if you ask. (not religious/kinda nice)
4. Some just go to church cuz of their parents (they're fake.)

5. They're all different. (That's true)
6. Tend to be looked at differently due to their beliefs. (Sometimes even picked on by others)

7. Some are real hot and others are not, but who cares?!
8. Christian girls are NOT perfect.
9. True Christian girls are hard to find.
10. Christian Girls are just like anytoher girl yet different.

Not inferior or superior. Just Christian.
Guy: "Hey girl, wanna come over to my house tonight."
Christian Girl (Smart): "Ummm. I'm not like that."

Chick 1: "Her Christian Girl, why the &*( do u even believe in God?"
Christian Girl: "For many reasons most ppl don't notice. He sent His one and Only Son to die for our sins (messed up things we've done) and for us to have a chance to go to heaven and not to hell."

Teacher: "Darwin's theory... blah blah blah... we evoulutioned"
Christian Girl: "I believe that God created us."

Person: "Life is so messed up, where was God when *something* happened?"
Christian Girl: "God has always been there, He shouldn't be blamed for everything. What don't kill you make you stronger."
by SilverShadow777 November 4, 2009
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Christian girl

A girl who has an accent and loves her country, and is dedicated to God. She has long silky hair, she doesn't like to have crushes, because she's too busy thinking about Jesus. She respects every religion and human, she loves metal! Death metal, black metal, and nu metal is her fave genres! But she doesnt look like she listens to metal. Because she's too youthful. I guess she's a child of God.
P1- "man I love her."

P2- "don't get fooled, shes a christian girl yk, she wont have time for you yo"
by VinnieSlow December 27, 2022
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Christian Girl Autumn

A spinoff of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Hot girl summer”, a meme grew in popularity consisting of a “stereotypical white Christian girl” doing classic autumnal white girl instagram poses and the phrase became a formally established meme.
Christian girl autumn is just being a stereotypical white female in the fall months
by Christian Girl Autumn May 20, 2023
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Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).
Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.
by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018
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Christian Girl Fall

The next season after hot girl summer. It is a season full of pumpkin spice lattes and leaves changing colors. Beautiful time of year, especially in the Northeast.
Aww man, It’s too cold to wear a bikini. Hot girl summer is over. Let’s get ready for Christian Girl Fall!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 31, 2019
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christian (girl)

this person can be very religious other then that they always get the right friends for them that friend is always loyal to them if you get in touch with a christian don't ever leave her she will literally be the best thing that happened to you
boy1: whos that

boy2:that christian (girl)
by heav4life March 3, 2022
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Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022
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