Chonga

An adjective which can be used for anything that is fugly, smells like shit, looks like shit, or in general is shit

"His penis totally smells like Chonga"

by Samponanna April 16, 2009

Chonga

Chonga is a ghetto girl from hispanic background . people want to say cuban ,, but what about nicaraguan , dominicans are puertoricans girls can be too, that wear tight jeans and act ghetto. Its a latina thing. Chongas are found in hialeah, kendall, washington heights, all of New york and orlando. And certainly everywhere

puertorican chonga omg do u have ricky martin tickets

Dominican chonga./... Noooo i gave them to Rosa.

Cuban chonga... Omgggg

by meaygfrtuiopkj August 20, 2008

Chonga

A young hench looking guy who walks around on fields doing relatively nothing, he may or may not hang out with a someone who looks jamie hyneman. A chonga would usually smoke a high quantity of weed.

You look like you lift while high, must be a chonga.

by Bawlz June 11, 2013

Chonga

If you read this I will actually fold your mums flaps over her head and turn her into a dim sim.

That Asian is a Chonga

by Volkswagen ™ June 25, 2020

Chonga

A Hispanic girl who typically wears large hoops and calls everyone a pinga; the Hispanic version of rachet

"Oh my god did you hear what Rachel called me?!"

"Aye I heard, she's such a chonga"

by Hoeward October 5, 2017

Chonga

A CHeese ONion and GArlic bagel found at Starbucks restaurants in Oregon and Washington.

I'll have a Chonga bagel toasted with cream cheese. Refered to as an Everything with Cheese Bagel in all other parts of the United States

by DrD July 28, 2013

Chonga

Jamie Lee Curtis's sexual reproductive organ. It is a combination of both a penis and a vagina. To be more specific it is a penis with no head, hollowed out. Both men and women can do somebody with a chonga.

Random Person: OMG you don't have a vagina!
Jamie Lee Curtis: That's because I have a chonga!

by LORD DONGALOAD February 26, 2013