Choke Me Funny

A person on Discord who enjoys being choked to the point where it's funny

I had a weird conversation with Choke Me Funny the other day

by Choke Me Funny January 24, 2021

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021

choke me daddy

Must you ask?

sexytimes hoolooandwoohoo

Choke me daddy ( sexual )

by bibbitybobbitybackthefuckoff July 11, 2016

Choke me anna

When a north indian girl falls in love with a south indian nigger typically older than her, mostly because she has no other option due to her college being in chennai or something

I think i have fallen for you suryatheja reddy. Choke me anna!

by Naaliha July 1, 2024

daddy better make me choke

y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick

Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.

-cupcakke

by floofy_pillow March 18, 2017

thug life chose me

Often used at the end of the world-famous phrase.

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."

or

"I didn't choose the thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose me."

Meaning; when one does something badass as a "joke" or a "serious thing". They were too much of a thug that the "thug life" chose them.

*2cool4skool kid makes fun of the teacher out loud, gets sent out of class*

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." , said the school kid.

by Ihavenolifelmfao February 16, 2014

Chokle me Elmo

Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.

Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.

by Dah-di-oh October 21, 2022