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chode muffin

A chode muffin is your balls. It's your muffin looking membrane connected to your chode.
Dude I just saw your chode muffin.

Our teachers chode muffin is showing through his pants.

What's a chode muffin? You're balls idiot.

Lick my chode muffin... fag-tard.
by Sal Sloppadilly March 18, 2010
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chadmuffin

an odd shaped hat/beanie that looks like a muffin.
"clean ass lil chadmuffin!! :"

"hey fresh ass chadmuffin u got there"

"no its not a beanie, its a chadmuffin"
by culo/yosh February 29, 2008
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Choadmuffin

Someone with a choad and repeatedly denies it.
Dude1: Hey choadmuffin! How's it going?
Dude2: I don't fucking have a choad!
by SirOlmec March 6, 2012
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Chudmuffin

chud·muf·fin /CHUHD-muh-fin/
noun
1. A whimsical, affectionate term for a person, creature, or object that is endearingly silly, quirky, or slightly absurd.
• “Don’t mind Gary — he’s a total chudmuffin, but that’s why we love him.”
2. A playful neologism combining “chud” (traditionally grotesque or awkward) and “muffin” (soft, sweet, innocuous), producing a humorous, paradoxical effect.
• “I baked a dozen chudmuffins for the office party — chaos never tasted so cute.”

Origin: Modern internet slang; blend of “chud” (see C.H.U.D., 1984) + “muffin,” popularized in playful online discourse circa 2025.

Usage notes: Typically used humorously or affectionately; carries no literal grotesque meaning in this form.
1. “Stop being such a chudmuffin and try the rollercoaster — you’ll love it!”
2. “She showed up to the costume party in socks and sandals, and honestly, total chudmuffin energy.”
3. “I accidentally dyed my hair neon green, but everyone just called me a chudmuffin and laughed.”
4. “My dog tried to chase its tail and fell over — absolute chudmuffin vibes.”
5. “Even when he messes up the magic trick, he’s still our favorite chudmuffin.”
by Chuds McKinsey August 24, 2025
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