chode mode

Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.

I've been in chode mode for a solid two years now. Well, time to change.

by Jay Dillaaaaa May 12, 2014

chodesmoke

1) One who actively engages in the preparation of, or smoking of a Chode.
2) A complete jackass

Devon your such a chodesmoke.

Kris was driving like a chodesmoke last night.

by KG 08 September 28, 2006

Chodemosexual

A term used when somebody is acting retarded, dumb, or has no clue what they’re doing.

“God you’re such a chodemosexual”

by daddynaffy November 13, 2020

Chode Mode

Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.

The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.

by Newterd January 24, 2010

chodesmoker

One who sucks the chode.

"Dude he's ghey!.....what a chodesmoker!"

by The Chris June 23, 2003

Chode Mode

The stage before you get it in.

Veronicas here, matt's in chode mode.

by Doctor Dee October 24, 2010

chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

by Apathy February 1, 2004