A dominant power forward in EA's NHL series. This playa is a dark-skinned blonde-dread brotha that goes to the net HARD and finishes like no otha.
Chocolate Thunder drives to the net, receives the pass and scores!!!! Chocolate Thunder is a man playing among boys.
by Dish Master MB January 30, 2009
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Really hot black males! AYE!
Ashley: yo did you just see that chocolate thunder??

Myranda: WHERE????
Stephanie: man i swear chocolate thunders the best out there!
by Chocolover January 22, 2011
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When you fill a chicks pussy with chocolate pudding and then hit her in the stomach as hard as you can so it shoots out.
"Man, my room was covered after i chocolate thundered that girl"
by Johnson+Johnson March 25, 2006
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A Rural White Male that feels a connection to the Black Community That's not really there.

(Most have never even talk to a black person the fear won't let him)
Chocolate Thunder (A.K.A) Caulson is walking down the street with a bebop see's a black male walking towards him and he starts to walk like a nervous white bitch.
by 220B March 28, 2009
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One of the finest poetic minds of the 20th and 21st century.
"The Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Glass-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Babies-Crying, Glass-Still-Flying, Cats-Crying, Rump-Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Thank You-Wham-Bam-I-Am-Jam"
-Chocolate Thunder
by TheCheese June 11, 2007
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When you have to shit but when you do shit you fart at the same time
I just heard my brother come out of the bathroom and it sounded like chocolate thunder
by Supreme_Minecraft_God April 23, 2019
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