Chocolate cream pie 

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..

I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...

Chocolate cream pie by I'm more articulate than you May 12, 2023

Chocolate Cream Pie 

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

Chocolate Cream Pie by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025

Chocolate cream pie

You and a few other friends revealed fecal matter in a pie crust and have a circle jerk onto the fecal matter then mix it up thoroughly, then cut slices and eat said pie.

Me and the guys made a Chocolate cream pie dude!

Chocolate cream pie by Sweatycumstain January 5, 2026

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie 

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

Chocolate Creampie 

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.

The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.

Chocolate Creampie by MBTGTC June 7, 2011

Chocolate Creampie 

When you jizz in someone's anal sphincter

One time when I was drunk, my girlfriend begged for a chocolate creampie. She Loved it.

Chocolate Creampie by Cactus Creampie March 13, 2015