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after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.
so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.
by mike the great December 3, 2007
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A sexual act in which a man is having anal sex with a woman and right as he ejaculates, the woman decides to take a dump on the bed. The mixture of poo and semen will create the effect of a black a white chocolate chip cookie.
Carlos: "Can you give me the pleasure of producing a black and white chocolate chip cookie?"
Sasha: "So you want me to shit on the bed right after you ejaculate?"
Carlos: "Yeah"
Sasha: "For sure. I love producing black and white chocolate chip cookies, but no one asked before"
Carlos: "Sweet!"
by Doralover89 September 11, 2009
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chocolate chip cookie

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After a woman has taken a foul and large shit, if she does one wipe from her anus over her cookie, she will leave sprinkles of scat on her cookie.

What is left is a chocolate chip cookie, which can be ate at one's discretion.
Man, I can't believe I had to eat that chocolate chip cookie!
by Chidley July 7, 2008
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When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum

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I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.
by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016
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Chocolate chip cookie

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Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina
He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie
by ThatOneGuy84930 February 22, 2025
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when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
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cockolate-chip cookie

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A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:
by @PEINPE October 2, 2011
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