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Chinoliso is a species in danger of extinction really easy to recognize due to the unique smell, chinoliso’s are valued due to their amazing abilities at human sports. Chinoliso’s are mosty gambling adics and alcoholic due to the amount os stress produced by the lack of sex
You are so Chinoliso's you bet 1,000 on The red
by NASA MTY October 11, 2018
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chinority

You're a minority... if you were in China
Bill: Why is Frankie trying to sue under Affirmative Action clauses? He's a white man!

Paul: Oh... well, he's suing under the grounds that he's a Chinority.
by Griffler March 31, 2008
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Chingrish

A joke, used primarily by Muricans while ordering sushi in Chinese restaurants, that may come off as plain racist instead of racist but funny since the Chinese have no problem whatsoever saying the word English. (Well, ok, yeah, it's going to be Een-guh-lee-shuh at first because of the short syllable thing, but the *L* is fine, dammit.)

It's the Japanese who can't say L to save their lives. (Literally. In World War II, American GIs would use "lolapalooza" as a shibboleth. Chinese allies could make the perimeter easily, "Nips" starting in with rara... got finished up with lead flying their way.) Since the Chinese and Japanese have some history, it makes the confusion especially unappreciated. (Mandarin can't say L at the *end* of a sound either ("towel" turns into either "tower" or "tawo"), but that's beside the point.)
Hey! Chang! Hit us up with some of that Chingrish! Ching chong ling long ting tong!

Tamade SB! My name is Chaahng and I haffa no probalem speak Engelish! You arways cannot teo Chinese from Japanese. I *hate* fucking 小日本!

Brooo... not cool. You shouldn't be so racist, man.
by Laowai-tse August 19, 2013
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Chingrish

A language (Ranguage), used primarily (Primariry) by people who are learning English, who currently 'speak a Chinese'. This is very stereotypical and found in countries where English is the first (Primary) language. To speak fluent (FRUUUENT) in the Chingrish language (Ranguage) you have to change l's to r's and add emphasis on certain words. Now that you have mastered Chingrish you will be able to communicate with the Chinese community. GUNG HAI FAT CHOIIIIIIII

EXAMPLES OF CHINGRISH SPEAKERS:
JACKIE CHAN
OWNAGE PRANKS
TUONG LO KIM (ASIAN MAN FROM SOUTH PARK)
KIM JONG UN
KIM JON IL
EXAMPLE:

ASIAN MAN:
"HERRO WERCOME TO PF CHANG'S RESTAURANT, I AM PREASEDDDDDD TO MEAT YOU. WOULD YOU RIKE SOME WHITEEEE RICE WITH THATTTT APETISR PREASEEEEEEEE?"

RUSTOMERRRR:
"OH, I SEE YOU ARE ARSO FRUENT IN THE SPEAKING A CHINGRISH RANGUAGE. I AM PREASED TO MEAT YOU."
by Kaz_ December 14, 2013
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chirris

spanish: for hot looking chicks. that are a notch above, the average girl
"damn, those chirris look fly! I'm going to marry her."
by bren007 March 14, 2003
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Chinurrito

noun
1.) A burrito which has been filled with Chinese food
OMG, this chinurrito is the best this I have ever eaten!
by cyclistvs.car December 8, 2010
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Clitnorris

When you punch an elephant in the vagina
I’m gonna go clitnorris that elephant over there!
by IBbreakinAnkles March 24, 2021
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