When a guy puts his penis in ice water for 15 minutes or until his penis is very cold and shriveled up, and then he has sex with a girl doggy-style.
My junk was so cold but I knew I had to get a chilly dog, and although my dick was small and discolored, I fought through the pain to do it anyway.
by j morow January 18, 2009

When a male and female are having sex and the female is on her period which makes it look like the male has a chilli dog for a dick.
by JRR [Slick] December 16, 2008

by Will I Am MMB January 13, 2009

A sex act in which a sizable log of shit is frozen, and then used as a dildo- either on yourself or a partner.
by slizzy June 6, 2007

The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's butt cheeks after he has anal sex with her and she has shit.
Last night I was having anal sex with my girlfriend. when I pulled out she shit all over the place so I gave her a chilli dog.
by JeremyXXX March 31, 2010

by boogertime October 8, 2009

A bald headed male salior that has spent too much time at sea,
having same sex w salior getting chilli on his wiener
always a victim, then stains his uniform
may pull knife on captains to get his way
having same sex w salior getting chilli on his wiener
always a victim, then stains his uniform
may pull knife on captains to get his way
hey capitain dick stabbins bend over its time for a chilli dog
its not my fault you ask for it dont get chilli stains on my uniform
its not my fault you ask for it dont get chilli stains on my uniform
by IB3 October 20, 2009
