Chilli dick

When a girl spends months eating chillies so that when her man is being a dick she can offer him anal he will think she's being sweet but the excruciating pain of ring sting kicks in after ejaculation.

Q: my dick is on fire! Aaaaaah!
J: sorry treat me right next time or I will give you another chilli dick.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

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Chill dick

similar to settle down, relax; usually for when somebody makes a ridiculous accusation

John: "Bro I totally got with christina last night!"
Jack: "Chill dick, I saw her leave with some other dude last night."

by trapkingin July 13, 2015

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Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class

girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long

girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

by ChillDickEnergyONLY May 11, 2019

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chill your dick

calm down.

Susan: "yo man! im suuuuper excited to get this shirt."
Jim: "chill your dick, its not that great."

by andrei3500 December 18, 2008

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Chill the dick

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter

dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick

by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018

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Dick Chill

Masculine variant of Douche Chill.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

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