Chilean Miner

You stick your dick in a dark and dangerous hole of your choice, leave it there for 69 days, and then refuse to talk about it for awhile.

Ol' tantric ass Sting has got nothing on my Chilean Miner.

by Slung Goo November 8, 2010

Chilean Miner

A sexual situation akin to rescuing the trapped Chilean miners, where three holes were drilled.

Dude, at the PKE frat party rager Nick, Kregg and Tony took Alana upstairs and all three gave her the Chilean Miner!

by al cane November 6, 2010

Chilean Miner

When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.

Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...

by Joe Hitze October 16, 2010

The Chilean Miner

It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.

That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.

by Bubbabobobbrain December 8, 2010

Trapped Chilean Miner

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

Chilean Miner Syndrome

The condition where heterosexual males become sexually aroused by members of the same sex after experiencing long periods of time without females in their immediate environment.

Sean: Dude, there's only guys here on this camping trip.

Michael: Yeah, I know, we're in danger of succumbing to Chilean Miner Syndrome at this rate.

by Mr Redmond January 3, 2011

Lone Chilean Miner

n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.

-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.

- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis

While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.

by Slippery Dingo August 9, 2012