Chilean Miner

When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.

Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...

by Joe Hitze October 16, 2010

Chilean miner

A joke request to have intercourse for several months.

Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"

by Pon_Raul September 3, 2010

Chilean miner

An interesting sex position, related to the recent Chilean miner event.

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"

by Apox66reddit September 4, 2010

Chilean Miner

A sexual experience which finally happens after prolonged flirtation for months. The sex goes on for days. And in the process you "bore down" into each others souls and connect on the deepest most spiritual level.

Dude, it was intense. We had like this epic John/Yoko bed-in all weekend. It was like primal ,caveman, stuff-I-thought-I-could-only-discover-in-therapy-sex. It was a real Chilean Miner.

John and Mary had liked each other for a while but never acknowledged it. The whole office knew it. And then I guess one weeekend they had this Chilean Miner and they've been together ever since.

by justsitthereandstare October 16, 2010

Chilean Miner Syndrome

The condition where heterosexual males become sexually aroused by members of the same sex after experiencing long periods of time without females in their immediate environment.

Sean: Dude, there's only guys here on this camping trip.

Michael: Yeah, I know, we're in danger of succumbing to Chilean Miner Syndrome at this rate.

by Mr Redmond January 3, 2011

Chilean Miner Deep

Going balls deeper than deep during sexual intercourse.

Suzie: Dang, little Bobby was Chilean Miner Deep in me last night.
Sandy: Wow, Suzie, did they have to send in a rescue team?

by Newkixchic January 29, 2012

Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!

My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!

by Mike the plug October 25, 2010