The Chicken Cutlet

While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.

"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!

Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006

chicken cutlet

as the male is making sweet love to his woman on the beach he retracts the penis from the female and releases himself onto her face. then throws sand at the sperm which in turn makes her face resemble a chicken cutlet

"did u just cum on my face and then throw sand at it" sara

"hell yeah bitch, i chicken cutlet ur face!"

by jimbo kelly December 13, 2007

chicken cutlet

Usually a summertime move, while having sex on a beach, the man busts a nut on his girl's face then procedes to grab her by the back of the head and shove her face in the sand and "breading" it like a chicken cutlet.

Mike was pissed at his girl for fucking his brother so after fucking her one last time on the beach, he gave her a chicken cutlet.

by Paulieg January 4, 2007

Chicken Cutlet

sex move

when u are having sex on the beach and the guy takes his penis out of the girl dips it in the sand then continues doing the girl.
"man my vagina is so ichy"

"why"
"well me and this guy were having sex and he gave me a chicken cutlete"

by Christopher S. July 29, 2008

chicken cutlet of the ass

another name for a hemroid.

"dude had a chicken cutlet of the ass, hurt like a bitch"

by Master Pussy eater December 31, 2006

Chicken cutlet

When you take a bitch to an abandoned farm and bang her in the chicken coop.

hey bob how was your weekend?
it was crazy dude i took a chick down and did a chicken cutlet.
yo you the man, how was it?
best piece of pussy poultry i've ever eaten.

by Mr. Leonard Finamore May 21, 2011