Chicken Pot Pie

The act when a man preheats a woman's vagina to 450 degrees and then use a "jaws of life" to spread open the vagina only to place the chicken pot pie inside for the baking of a delectable treat. One can use a personal size chicken pot pie to do this act to a man.

So I Chicken Pot Pied my girlfriend last night, and then we donated the final product to the church as a tithe.

by Masonjar014 May 24, 2010

chicken pot pie

get one from boston market.. it's orgasmatic!

boston market sells reallllyy good chicken pot pies.

by the 1 that says bad ass mother fucker September 21, 2004

chicken pot pie

when a man is getting head, and he pushes the girl's head down, to where she gags, and throws up. then the semen and yack are mixed to look like chicken pot pie

reaves gave chelsea a chicken pot pie the other night.

by Derek, Reaves, and Ethan March 27, 2007

chicken pot pie

A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.

When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!

by USAF Cadet September 7, 2021

Chicken Pot Pie

You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.

"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"

"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."

by Mysticircle373 September 8, 2016

chicken pot pie

slang for bitch, originating on the comedy network, chicken pot pie is now synonmous with bitch

Shut the door, you son of a chicken pot pie.

by Bo April 6, 2004

chicken pot pie

to have sex

"Andy made a chicken pot pie on the bed!"

by blahblah May 15, 2004