Indian comedian and occasional author of sleazy erotic books targeting sexually repressed male teenagers. He also moonlights as an op-ed writer to push political propaganda for whichever party that would pay for his services.
Bhagat fan: I said to the girl, "f*ck me, or f*ck off". She obliged.
Bhagat fan 2: Wow bro. Just like Chetan Bhagat said.
Bhagat fan 2: Wow bro. Just like Chetan Bhagat said.
by Antibhakt November 27, 2021
A low budget American anime by Shayan Khan which first aired on January 11th 2018. It is centered around a 15 year old Naruto pleb who tries to get his way but is beaten by his arch nemesis Shayan.
by Shayboi December 29, 2018
THE BEST HUMAN TO EVER EXIST. EVER. If you find a chetan, keep him very very close to you, hes one of the most loving people to exist, not to mention extremely hot
by ChetanSimp007 December 24, 2021
The most visually disturbing, vocally condescending flatmate you wish you'd never be trapped in an apartment with. So much of a self-important, emotionally pitiable clown you developed a spasm each time you see him that you add "ism" after his name. He believes he runs a corporation and politics, earns 7 times you do but parasiting at your sight. He trash talks women who can't bear to hear his big shot background and threatens to attack you if you are Asian, white, black, aliens or simply not from his remote village
- When are you inviting us to your housewarming?
- Gimme some time. Still healing PTSD from recent Chetanism
- Gimme some time. Still healing PTSD from recent Chetanism
by Han Oil May 9, 2020
A name of a guy of muslim origin. a skinny guy with the physique of a woman. most are homosexual but there are exceptions who then become peadophiles. In some countries the name also means deadbeat
some guy: who is that muslim outcast??
Another dude: its just a chetan jogia
Some guy: oh i should have known frm the hair!
Another dude: its just a chetan jogia
Some guy: oh i should have known frm the hair!
by Shivdada January 20, 2008
by desi_knights_watchers September 14, 2021
That dude looks like Chetan Rattu
by LUNGIDANCE August 18, 2021