Joe: Me and Rashid Sanook agree to send 500 billion trillion gajillion to the Ukraine. For democracy!
by NeonTrotsky January 11, 2023

Amit Shah: Keep a close watch on the girl and report her whereabouts to me. The 'Saheb' wants her.
Police Officer: As you say sir.
Police Officer: As you say sir.
by NeonTrotsky November 26, 2021

by NeonTrotsky May 19, 2025

by NeonTrotsky November 26, 2021

Indian comedian and occasional author of sleazy erotic books targeting sexually repressed male teenagers. He also moonlights as an op-ed writer to push political propaganda for whichever party that would pay for his services.
Bhagat fan: I said to the girl, "f*ck me, or f*ck off". She obliged.
Bhagat fan 2: Wow bro. Just like Chetan Bhagat said.
Bhagat fan 2: Wow bro. Just like Chetan Bhagat said.
by NeonTrotsky November 26, 2021
