to have your asshole's cherry popped
by anthony connors November 09, 2008
a mixture of feces, being the chocolate, and bloody hemorrhoids, being the cherries after a particularly violent and enthusiastic, yet unexperienced hem job.
Forrest is an avid chocolate cherries fan. He's always got a mouth full of that shit, he's such a disgusting fucking assbag.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 23, 2008
First person: Dude, he stole your chocolate cherry!
Second person: I know, I was so fucking drunk I didn’t feel a thing.
Second person: I know, I was so fucking drunk I didn’t feel a thing.
by Duper Darah Frangle-Attack November 17, 2009
When you stick your index and middle fingers in a menstruating vagina and your pinky finger in her anus, then you wipe your hand across some ones face.
by Philatio October 21, 2008
by Mac C the Pimp June 13, 2010
Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.
The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!
by spencerlovesboys November 10, 2007
When a male excretes into a female's hand, and she proceeds to masturbate while on her menstrual cycle.
by Ryan & Erica November 05, 2007