Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
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Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.
Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.
by Dan Neville May 30, 2006
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The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.
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The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.
School of Chengineering. Enroll now!
Sally: Hey Mike I recently heard you changed your major!
Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.
Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?
Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!
Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.
Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?
Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!
by Tigga, please June 5, 2011
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cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
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• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).
• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.
• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.
Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...
Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun
• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).
• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.
• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.
Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...
Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.
• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
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