by Argus Mc.Warbonglemaster March 24, 2004
Get the cheese sandwichmug. 1.You fucking cheese sandwich ass bitch!
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.
by Convrse27allstar June 3, 2006
Get the Cheese Sandwichmug. 
When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.
Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.
Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?
Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?
by The Real Faulkner January 25, 2009
Get the Sourdough Cheese Sandwichmug. A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009
Get the Cream Cheese Sandwichmug. a very good snack that takes a slice of cheese between two bread slices, then cooked until the cheese is melted.
by Kevin March 10, 2004
Get the Grilled Cheese sandwichmug. This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011
Get the Toasted Cheese Sandwichmug.