Cheesemas

A very important holiday celebrated on the 18th of December every year to celebrate the meaning of life (CHEESE)don’t ask why cheese is the meaning of life if you have to ask you will never know

Hey cheesemas is next week are you excited

What’s cheesemas

The most important day of the year

by EvaLovesToDraw June 14, 2020

Cheeseman

Noun, Adj;

Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.

1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?

by Spartyvus December 6, 2018

Cheeseman

A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.

Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.

by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012

cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)

dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.

by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010

Cheeseman

A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.

I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!

by Pedro mendez October 27, 2010

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

Cheeseman

A faggot with a fondness for buttplugs

That Cheeseman has a butt plug in his ass

by Dave Holloway October 17, 2003