Cheese Curd

When a man shaves his nuts and his girl sucks them till they squeak.

I gave Angie some fresh Cheese Curds last night.

by Trey-J September 3, 2016

cheese curd

Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.

The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.

by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

Trojan Cheese Curd

1. a silent, but deadly, that WILL kill. And kill every one in a two mile vicinity.

Gramma's demise was the result of a Trojan Cheese Curd, courtesy of Kaine. He's on trial, now.

by Caillaigh July 22, 2011

cheese curd

The act of two guys with foreskin putting there dicks head to head and raping them together and jerking off till one of them has there ejaculation in the other guys dick head.

Those guys where cheese curding last night. Hey wana go cheese curd??

by snitzeltruck December 18, 2010

Wisconsin Cheese Curd

eating out a fat chick while she has a yeast infection then shooting your man grease all over the chunky curd infection.

I was with tina lastnight and had the best Wisconsin Cheese Curd

by Danezak October 29, 2007

Cheese curd

When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends

Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?

by JoJo Rabbit December 28, 2017

Wisconsin Cheese Curd

When you water board someone with queso while stuffing their butt with cheese curds.

My hair and farts smelled like cheese for a week after that Wisconsin Cheese Curd.

by SassyPanda03 September 21, 2022