An accidental fecal discharge caused by overexcitement due to being sexually touched by a
female who is way out of one's league, as when the "Peanuts" character Charlie Brown has the
football taken away from him by Lucy Van Pelt just as he is about to kick it; a mere fart or mild shart does not count as a "charlie brown" due to the fact that one might easily recover sexual activity with aforementioned hot chick, whereas a full dump is almost certainly a fashion-model
fuck deal-breaker
Dude ... don't tell anyone about this ... but I had a date with you-know-who last night.
Yeah, I know. Fantastic, huh? Fuck you, dude! That pot roast
your mother made us totally made me charlie brown it! Stop laughing, asshole! It's not funny!
premature post-sex BM
stinky date-breaker bowel cock-blocker intestinal disfortitude brown-bagging it steaming goodnighter