charolastra

Combination of charro and astral coming from the magical universe of Julio Zapata and Tenoch Iturbide, or better called "Charolastras" in Carlos Cuaron's forth movie: Y tu Mama Tambien.

With charolastra brotherhood come greatest powers and principles that must be followed by word according to sacrosanct manifesto>>>

1. There is no greater honor than being a Charolastra.

2. Do whatever you feel like.

3. Pop beats poetry.

4. Get high at least once a day.

5. You shall not screw another Charolastra’s girl.

6. Whoever likes Team America is a fag.

7. Whacking off rules.

8. Never marry a virgin.

9. Whoever roots for Team America… (it’s worth repeating)

10. Truth is cool, but unattainable.

11. The asshole who breaks any of the previous rules loses his title of “Charolastra.”

What's up charolastra?

Not much charolastra? hey, dont it smell like bread here?

Puta you fucking hog, you are freaking disgusting motherfucker, fuck off here!

by zed Conte April 1, 2010

charleston

A gorgeous, old city in southern South Carolina. Not to be mixed up with North Charleston.

I went to Charleston and fell in love.

by SCgirl September 22, 2005

Charleston Schlompdonkey

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.

you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies

by youk November 15, 2007

Charleston chew

A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.

"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)

by nnddrrjj September 30, 2012

Charleston teacup

When giving a hand job, you stick your pinkie finger out, just to be fancy.

She's a class act. While stroking it, she gave me a Charleston teacup.

by Gothic Mess September 1, 2022

charolastra

quote from the movie "y tu mama tambien".
mexican slang meaning space cowboy.

one of the characters in the movie meant to say 'charro astral' or astral cowboy in reference to the song 'the Joker' by steve miller but said 'charolastra'. The kids in the movie then used it to mean cool dude or person.

que onda charolastra

by mando_c September 14, 2007

flaming Charleston

a sexual act in which a woman, whlile giving a man oral sex, inserts her finger into his anus. Upon ejaculation, the woman holds his semen in her mouth and proceeds to lick and suck on her finger before swallowing the combination of semen and excrement.

That disgustingly dirty, dirty, filthy girl was so drunk she gave me a flaming Charleston at the party last night.

by Randango The Flame September 8, 2006