Chani

A very big nigger who's asshole is a fucking cock who fuck everyone around your place

"oh no!' Here comes Chani

by I|Notadick June 18, 2019

Hot Chani

A yeshivish Jewish girl who covers her hair with a wig and wears super tight clothing. Hot Chanis are often called Sheitle Hookers and they commonly come from the Hot Chani capital which is located in the Five Towns section of Long Island.

Gangster: "Did you see those girls with the tight clothing shopping in Flatbush?"

Rabbi: "Yeah I grew up with those Hot Chanis"

by NewyorkWhat? January 25, 2011

The Chani

When a girl gives a guy head, then after the guy comes into her mouth she spits the come into his ass. Then the guy takes a crap into the girls vagina. After this he then proceeds to have sex with the girl without her cleaning her area. When this is all said and done the guy then pulls out and slaps the girl right across her face leaving a shit smear.

Do you see that girl with shit on her face, she had to of just been chanied.

by R. Chani May 9, 2005

Hot Chani

Someone who is “hot stuff” and thinks very highly of themselves

Omg! She’s such a hot Chani!

by TOF Bais August 27, 2019

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

whats in the canister

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021