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Hot Chani 

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A yeshivish Jewish girl who covers her hair with a wig and wears super tight clothing. Hot Chanis are often called Sheitle Hookers and they commonly come from the Hot Chani capital which is located in the Five Towns section of Long Island.
Gangster: "Did you see those girls with the tight clothing shopping in Flatbush?"

Rabbi: "Yeah I grew up with those Hot Chanis"
Hot Chani by NewyorkWhat? January 25, 2011
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The Chani 

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When a girl gives a guy head, then after the guy comes into her mouth she spits the come into his ass. Then the guy takes a crap into the girls vagina. After this he then proceeds to have sex with the girl without her cleaning her area. When this is all said and done the guy then pulls out and slaps the girl right across her face leaving a shit smear.
Do you see that girl with shit on her face, she had to of just been chanied.
The Chani by R. Chani May 9, 2005
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Hot Chani 

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Someone who is “hot stuff” and thinks very highly of themselves
Omg! She’s such a hot Chani!
Hot Chani by TOF Bais August 27, 2019
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Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

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A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
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whats in the canister 

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I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask
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What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

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A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.
"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"
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