Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

by dominat0r May 30, 2013

Chafing the Angel

Snowboarding lingo:

Leaving a monster gash in the pow while sliding down the hill on yer ass. (Usually after failing a new trick.)

Dude 1: Dude was totally shredding the gnar before he landed on his ass.

Dude 2: Dude's a total Angelo...

Dude 3: Yeah bro, he's chafing the angel.

by Chutes-n-Laters January 19, 2011

chafing the bishop

jacking off , also known as touching yourself

Dude, get out of here, I'm chafing the bishop. Hey! Mom! get out of here too, my life is ruined forever.

by anakinbishop February 4, 2010

Chafing Frame

This apparatus is a rigidly constructed of Tubular Carbon Steel, ( the stuff the Space Shuttle is made of ) anti-crush Frame provides support for individuals (the Dish)who’s Massive girth prevent them from love making with others (the Sterno) in the Prone Position .

And Candi Loveheart the well travel working girl said,, “Okayyy how about sliding onto the “Chafing Frame”, and we’ll give the old under carriage a look see ,, Shall we???

by Davie Dee August 22, 2011

chafing chalupa

when you fuck to much and your pussy starts to get a rash/starts to chafe

"Why are you walking like that" - Scott "I fucked my boyfriend 3 times yesterday and now i have a chafing chalupa!" -Becky

by toastytits6911 May 24, 2017

Cheek chafing

when you are running so hard your buns start to get sore from constant friction

man, I got cheek chafing so hard the other day from running

by Breckinbad February 20, 2015

mobile chafing

the gradual deterioration of pocket fabric where a cellular device has been repeatedly stored, thus, causing excessive rubbing that results in an irritated, worn out patch on a pair of pants

These jeans aren't from Abercrombie & Fitch, that's just mobile chafing.

All the change fell out of my pocket because of mobile chafing.

Darn you, mobile chafing! Now you can see my thigh.

by H Jr. December 13, 2010