celeron

Cheapest intel CPU and quite bad. Later generations are still as bad as eating actual dogs.

"Hey! I got a Celeron G3950!"
"Meh. I have a Pentium G4560 and a i7-7700k."
"But I paid with 900 dogs!"
"You are still eating cat food, cats and RAM. A i3-530 could demolish it"

by WhyDoTheseExistNow March 28, 2017

celeron

although a low end intel processor, a celeron has the best overclocking capabilities than any processor.

i just overclocked my cheap celeron, now its better than yours.

by elementalistic9 August 22, 2004

celeron

A low end Intel processor. The celeron is specifically designed for cost efficiency and extreme reliability.

My webserver has a celeron IV and has been up for over 150 days.

by someone October 6, 2003

Celeron Syndrome

The insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an Intel Celeron Processor

My god, Jeremy's PC gives me Celeron Syndrome

by LlamaFluff November 29, 2015

Celeron Square

Pot holes, paper thin walls, and a staff dedicated to making living conditions miserable.

Celeron Square is a carnival.

by ThirstyCat March 8, 2011

celeron dual core

A dual core version of the Intel Celeron

The processor in my computer has an Intel Celeron Dual core

by ZombieHerobr1ne November 13, 2014

Celeron

Derived from the ultra-cheap Intel Celeron processors used in numerous Windows and Chrome OS Crapbooks with slow performance, a celeron is a stupid or slow-witted person.

"Marjorie Taylor Greene is a celeron."

by Kallofox October 19, 2024