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Cedar Rapids 

One of the worst city's on the planet. The city is run by a gang of ignorant Czechs (Bohemians). They named the airport The Eastern Iowa Airport. Yep - THE is the first word so it is listed under "T" with the FAA. I told you they are pretty stupid. Added to their inferiority complex, some damn fool remaned the area "The Corridor" - why? I have no idea other than it was the stupidest name they could come up on a moments notice. They call it The City of Five Seasons. Thats a good indicator of how lame their education system is. The don't even know how many seasons there are, unless they are counting winter twice.
How do you get to Cedar Rapids? Drive north until you smell it and go east until you step in it.

Cedar Rapids 

The city of five smells, Quaker, Rockwell, Cargill, Heinz, and Marijuana

Okay the fifth is actually ADMbut most the time it’s Marijuana
Bro what’s that smell?”
It’s just Cedar Rapids
Cedar Rapids by JustSomeRando August 17, 2019

Just chilling in Cedar Rapids 

Its not Cedar Rapids its Hilary Clinton's "Just chilling in Cedar Rapids."
Barney:where are you Hilary
Hilary: I'm just chilling in Cedar Rapids
Barney: Where?

Hilary: Just chilling in Cedar Rapids
Barney: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!?!
Hilary: Chilling in Cedar Rapids