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Carbondale

A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."
Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.
by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009
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Carbondale Cocktail

Traditionally PBR with a lemon in it. Has expanded to malt liquor with lemons or lemon juice in it. If it is malt liquor it obviously must be a 40oz.
Bottle of PBR with a lemon wedge.

A 40oz with a lemon jammed into it.

This Carbondale Cocktail has the perfect amount of lemon!

yo hook me up with a Carbondale Cocktail bro
by chris847 October 6, 2011
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Carbondale, Illinois

I've been Carbondaled!
by Anonymous September 2, 2003
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carbondale illinois high school

It is a high school that has so many drug sellers and whores and nerds and freaks and jocks!!!
it is hell to some people!!
but heaven to others!!
the drugess usually get caught by the police! that check the school with dogs lately!!!
The whores leave out of shame!!
also home of the proud and strong terriers
but in the end it is high school with way to much drama!!
by terrierdude December 7, 2010
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Carbondale, PA

A town in North Eastern Pennsylvania filled with abandoned buildings, messed up roads, and a fair amount of toothless people.
Let's please get the hell out of Carbondale, PA .
by some ginger girl. March 26, 2011
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carbondale middle school

Carbondale Middle School, (CMS) is.... kids think they are all that, just some wannabees, and followers. Kids get exposed for vape at 6th grade. CMS is soo... awesome.
Omg, you are so cool! Must be from Carbondale Middle School.
I just saw lots of weave on the floor, must be Carbondale Middle School!
by uggy1 June 3, 2019
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Carbondale Crystal Chronic

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.
hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.
by wolfeezy April 19, 2009
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