verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.
"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"
"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"
"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"
"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"
"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"
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Guy 2: Hell yea bitch, we gots to get paid.
Guy 1: don't you think that they should get a Pompey Steamer section?!?
Guy 2: That would be hella sweet, now bend over i have a shit brewing.
Guy 2: Hell yea bitch, we gots to get paid.
Guy 1: don't you think that they should get a Pompey Steamer section?!?
Guy 2: That would be hella sweet, now bend over i have a shit brewing.
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Corporate media's manipulation of the public through use of effective frequency and other tools used to manipulate the human thought process. It is devoid of any logic and is based purely on fear mongering and hatred.
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We have to go to our cableist friend's house to watch the football game.... he doesn't realize how privileged he is
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back when the pit wasn't quite so deep,
to say nothing of the pendulums.
back when the pit wasn't quite so deep,
to say nothing of the pendulums.
Under the tenets of cattlepitism,
it would appear that material necessities were kept scarce
at the lowest levels
in order to boost profitability for the highest ones.
The invention of electronic blips of currency,
in lieu of the actual minted variety,
made possible the removal of real value
from the commerce of the people who created it
to the digit banks of those who exploit them.
Imaginary funds were rented to the poor
while wavering economic policies
created boom and bust cycles of foreclosure
or should we say 'garage sales' of property
for the moneyed interests who,
having commissioned the rules themselves,
manage to retain their bonuses, even when times are 'tough'
for the people who move more than blips
in the course of their workdays.
it would appear that material necessities were kept scarce
at the lowest levels
in order to boost profitability for the highest ones.
The invention of electronic blips of currency,
in lieu of the actual minted variety,
made possible the removal of real value
from the commerce of the people who created it
to the digit banks of those who exploit them.
Imaginary funds were rented to the poor
while wavering economic policies
created boom and bust cycles of foreclosure
or should we say 'garage sales' of property
for the moneyed interests who,
having commissioned the rules themselves,
manage to retain their bonuses, even when times are 'tough'
for the people who move more than blips
in the course of their workdays.
by Healing Practitioner17b July 17, 2009
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