hashbrowns

A satirical, conversational online "tag" mocking in wordplay the prevalent use of the online conversational and sharing trend known as "hashtags" in American internet subculture.

As opposed to "Hashtags", whose name is derived from the use of the "#" ("number", "pound", "hash") symbol preceding a short phrase, "Hashbrowns" mash full sentences of words together by removing only the grammatical spacing, much like one would do to a potato to make the delicious breakfast side-dish by the same name.

A clever "Hashbrown"-er with an eye for irony will verbosely restate well known hashtags in highly specific terms, similar to the "Joseph Ducreux / Archaic Rap" meme. For more information on memes, visit KnowYourMeme.com

Use a "hashbrown" instead of a "hashtag" when:
- The text of your hashtag becomes more than 4 words long
- You are tired of hashtags littering your feeds and want to mock your bandwagon hashtagging friends

First usage observed after the appearance and incorporation of hashtag links into facebook.com
First observed appearance. Jan 8th, 2014 by facebook user k*****e.
His post:
"Hashbrowns: mydefinitionofadulthoodmayvastlydifferfromyours"

"Hashbrowns: mydefinitionofadulthoodmayvastlydifferfromyours"

"Hashbrowns: bestshirtofalltime"

"#dowant" (translates approximately to...) "Hashbrowns: totallystealingyouridea,didyoumakethatupbecauseit'sbrilliantandiplanonusingitallthetime"

by Singingbelle January 9, 2014

Hashbrown

A potato based food, typically eaten for breakfast.

I like Bob Evan's hashbrowns better than McDonalds' hashbrowns.

by theexplosivewatermelon257 December 13, 2017

hashbrown or hashblonde

The pubic hair on a womans "fajita (pronounced like Vagita) region" or a mans crotchal section.

The hash can be brown or blonde...or if youre an alien, it will be purple..or pink WHO KNOWS.

Boy: WOW!! Those are some nice hashbrowns!!!!!!

Boy 2: Yea dude! Have you seen the hashblondes on that girl?!

Boy: THATS A MAN! Bring me some ketchup!

by Tony Da Popsykle September 8, 2005

hashbrowny

Any substance that hast the constancy of hash browns, often preformed into specific shapes.

Tatter tors are hashbrowny.

by stryfe April 10, 2013

Soggy Hashbrown

A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.

"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."

by Mysterious Loaf November 28, 2016

Stinky hashbrown

The act of grating a potato then using ones cock to smash the grated potato up another willing parties anus.

Hey bitch, I've got a sack of potatoes, how bout I grate them up and serve you a stinky hashbrown for breakfast

by Cato86 July 24, 2018

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns - the residue/left overs of marijuana after being used by a vaporizer or any other smoking device

Dude... the vaporizer burned all the THC out of the weed now all we have left is Hashbrowns

by TH3 Oth3r On3 April 28, 2009