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temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.
Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!
by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011
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Puss-casualty

When a friend becomes so pussy-whipped that he no longer hangs out with his friends for reasons that are irrelevant.
Me: "Hey, Dave wanna go to Mexico this weekend?"

Dave: "No, I can't this weekend, I have to watch my girlfriends hamster while she's away."

Me: "Dear god, another puss-casualty."
by S.G.A. 90000 May 12, 2009
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The Ecuadorian Casualty of War

Refers to the lone Ecuadorian casualty of the Second World War, stemming from an incident somewhere in the Andes Mountains, where a likely deranged donkey kicked a member of the Ecuadorian army in the gonads, resulting in his unfortunate death. The incident reportedly took place only mere seconds after the second and final atomic bomb was released over the Japanese city of Nagasaki.
"Damn... If only he held out for another 10 seconds. Poor muchacho."

"Yo dude did you ever hear about the Ecuadorian Casualty of War? It was a rather unfortunate situation."
by An anonymous source September 28, 2014
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teenage casualty

a teenager who goes under the influence, falls behind, fallows the crowd, promotes danger, and/or does bad stuff.
Look, there goes another teenage casualty.
by HonestxMistake July 22, 2006
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Casualty

When attending a rap concert, don't panic until after the tenth casualty.
by Sk0pe December 6, 2003
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last call casualty

(n): 1. Someone who can't get over their ex and calls them up, drunk or otherwise.
2. Bowling For Soup song.
Lyric: If I get drunk and call you up. Don't get pissed and don't hang up. I know its late but its never too late to be a last call casualty.
by emokruger January 14, 2009
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Birth Control Casuality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by tbd80 November 18, 2010
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