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closet case

(n.) A gay or bisexual person who hides his sexual preference from others especially to avoid exclusion from hot locker room scenes high contact sports like wrestling and rugby.
Have you ever noticed the way Craig spends so much time in the locker room, showering, drying and showering all over again? I wonder if he's a closet case.
by Perspective July 5, 2003
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A man of homosexual orientation who is afraid to come clean due to iminent humiliation and beating
by timmy2dope April 27, 2005
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closet case

1) A homosexual that denies or hides being gay.

2) A person that has not yet come out of the closet.
Look at Jimmy, all those highlights in his hair...dancing around like a fairy. He is such a closet case.

Wow, Jimmy told me he has a crush on Andrea...bullshit! that boy is such a closet case, can't he just come out already?
by Fujiforker March 9, 2008
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Closet case

A closet case is a person who denies their homosexuality. Either because they are young and haven't come to terms with their sexuality. Or they are famous and want to make money marketing themselves to the opposite sex.
There are five closet cases in the band one direction.
by Military milo March 1, 2017
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Closet Case Food-Hoarder

Someone who is obsessed with food and stores it in places where no one will find it, such as laundry baskets, drying machines, ect.
I went to my cousin's house yesterday and was looking for a t-shirt in the laundry basket when I found her stash of cookies, fruit roll-ups, and brownies. Shes such a closet case food-hoarder.
by blahblahwords May 16, 2010
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i'm a closet case, it is very sad
by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021
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Closet Case Freek

A girl who looks like their just smart and innocent but in reality arent afraid of the dick.
-"What do you think about Michelle. She definitely wants my dick."
-"No way man. She's not that type of girl"
-"Yea she is dude. Shes a closet case freek."
by Danny Crinc August 17, 2008
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