CARS

n. Chronic Ass-Rape Syndrome; a condition characterized by the inflamatio of the rectal area after excessive or continuous insertions due to unwanted anal sex. Causes general discomfort and possibly acute pain. In rare, severe cases, surgery is needed to repair the anal cavity. Found generally in males and females of low self-esteem or those easily influenced by alcohol and/or "date rape" drugs. There is no know cure for this condition, however, if symptoms are found, see a doctor immediately for possible treatment and discontinue the drinking of alcohol at parties to avoid entering a situation in which you could be anally raped.

"HAHAHAH did you hear? She has CARS from getting raped up the ass so many times!"

by Henry6969 January 19, 2006

cars

While traveling to California to race against The King (Richard Petty) and Chick Hicks (Michael Keaton) for the Piston Cup Championship, Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) becomes lost after falling out of his trailer in a run down town called Radiator Springs. While there he slowly befriends the town's odd residents, including Sally (Bonnie Hunt), Doc Hudson (Paul Newman) and Mater (Larry the Cable Guy). When it comes time for him to leave to championship is no longer his top priority.

P1: CARS

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

Cars

A vehicle that should never replace basic human's ability of talking, and apologising
or rode on, after a person has become homeless, months on end, on the expense of another.

Bay: Shall we ride cars?
Bee: No, because KC is going broke, Karen is not a bigger person, she is just 145cm tall.

by publicownedhome March 12, 2021

Cars

They sound like traps.

CARS. SOUND. LIKE A TRAP.

by Pseuzodin February 11, 2022

Cars

Do cars talk

Yes cars talk you just gotta listen

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Cars

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live in cars
Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days in cars
Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me, please

If I open my door in cars?
Here in my car
I know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right in cars

by Death Menace April 9, 2023

cars

another way of saying cats, but in a silly way

girl: cars are so cute!
boy:what?

by lalalakkjhh December 11, 2023