Carpathiest

A non-believer who would need a "mountain" of evidence before he would ever consider adopting a religion of any kind.

As a Carpathiest, I would need strong and solid proof of there being a Supreme Being and/or other spiritual-entity figures; all of da merely-superstition-based clap-trap dat da Bible-thumpers spout at me doesn't amount to a "hill of beans" in my mind.

by QuacksO April 4, 2024

Carpethead

A white guy with an ugly perm. Someone who is like cool in a suburban white high school

“Dude you look like a carpethead with your new haircut”
“Yeah man, my barber fucked me up”

by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023

Cardashian

An obnoxios bro-dude whose self-worth is derived through his vehicle. Constantly washing his vehicle and will try to throw down if you breath on it. Typically seen driving a giant pick-up, Jeep, Tesla, or Audi, but have also been spotted behind the wheels of WRX's and American muscle cars

Gary spends so much time washing his Model S that he ignores his wife. Poor lady is stuck in a relationship with a Cardashian

by Bacon Handler February 26, 2023