Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.
Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.
by LaxativeReviews March 6, 2021
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Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
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The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.
Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.
Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.
"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."
"Nothing beats being cool."
"You better be cool."
"Nothing beats being cool."
"You better be cool."
by Steve-O, the King of the World July 22, 2008
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carlito = daddy
by my bf is finee March 2, 2019
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Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.”
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
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