Charlie’s chances with gurneet

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.

What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

by Randomperson001 February 13, 2021

Charlie Sheen's Brain

something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.

(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)

Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"

by headstrong19 March 29, 2011

Charlie's Angel

A beautiful individual who frequently ingests a large amount of cocaine.

Most commonly found in nightclub toilets.

- Golly Jeremiah, check out that blonde heading to the WC, she's gorgeous!

- You could say that Benjamin, but rumour has it that she enjoys her class As too much. She's a real Charlie's Angel.

by Joefau August 30, 2006

Charlie's Grade

A term used to hurt your feelings and your ego.

Jimothy: Hey Charlie, what did you get for your math test?
Charlie: Oh, I only got 23/23, didn't even get the extra credit...
Jimothy: Fuk, that's Charlie's grade

Charlie gets no bitches

by AsianFetus May 19, 2022

Charlie's white chocolate factory

A double "angry dragon" performed in a 69 by two guys.

Bret and Steve operated Charlie's white chocolate factory last night...what a mess they made of that operation.

by t-bag555 June 14, 2010

Carli's Ass

Perfect sized; very well shaped; known for guys to look at most out of her body!!!

"OMG!!! Look at Carli's ass!" Jansen said.
"Why are you always looking at her ass?" Joe asked.
"It's hot!!!" Jansen smirked.

by Crazzzzz!!!!! May 10, 2016

charlie's waitress syndrome

Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).

Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.

by MZ123 June 18, 2016