carls jr

the best dakmn fast food place on earth

DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good

by THEskibum November 2, 2007

Carl's Jr.

a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good

i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah

by stoner matt March 11, 2007

Carl's Jr.

Hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world.

"I'm Hungry, I'm going to go eat at Carl's Jr."

by Zach September 12, 2004

Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.

by meljogo February 21, 2021

Carl's Jr.

Popular watering hole for young Ahwatukee dwellers. When they are out of Beer.

Hey dude let's go waste the night sitting at Carl's Jr.

by Clint W March 30, 2005

Carl's Jr

a potent laxative which may be extremely addictive.

him: Dude, how was that Six Dollar Burger?
me: Dude, i think its kicking in.
him: Oh shit, furrealz?
me: Yeah, hold on i gotta go to the bathroom.
(20 minutes later)
me: Dude all that shitting made me hungry. Let's go to Carl's JR.

by Darnigga July 17, 2009

Carl's Jr commercials

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.

There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005