Carl's Jr. 

Hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world.

"I'm Hungry, I'm going to go eat at Carl's Jr."

Carl's Jr. by Zach September 12, 2004

Carl's Jr. 

Popular watering hole for young Ahwatukee dwellers. When they are out of Beer.

Hey dude let's go waste the night sitting at Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr. by Clint W March 30, 2005

Carl's Jr

a potent laxative which may be extremely addictive.

him: Dude, how was that Six Dollar Burger?
me: Dude, i think its kicking in.
him: Oh shit, furrealz?
me: Yeah, hold on i gotta go to the bathroom.
(20 minutes later)
me: Dude all that shitting made me hungry. Let's go to Carl's JR.

Carl's Jr by Darnigga July 17, 2009

Carl's Jr commercials 

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.

There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

Carl's Jr commercials by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005

Carl's Jr. Taquito 

When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex

"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"

Carl's Jr. Taquito by Charles and Ben December 9, 2016

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. 

Plugging a product shamelessly in conversation, as if the company was paying you every time you did so. From the movie Idiocracy, where a character is paid every time he inserts "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." into a conversation.

Steve: Man my new Apple Iphone is AWESOME!
Bill: No way, my new Microsoft Windows phone is better than sex!!!
Normal person (without cult-like loyalty): Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. by tiku December 6, 2012

Hot Carl's Jr.

A failed attempt at the Hot Carl by someone with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).

Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".

Hot Carl's Jr. by Beaver1993 April 19, 2010