Cock Captain

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.

50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.

by Anonymous March 09, 2003

Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 06, 2006

Captain-bag-o-cocks

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.

Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018